Watch it k! Thanks :)
—Watch it k! Thanks :)
—Why look when I’ve already got what I’ve been looking for?
Baby gf: don’t get too excited now k —Another Movie Trailer of the Day: Channing Tatum channels his male stripper past in Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike. Also stars Matthew McConaughey and Olivia Munn. Drops July 11.
(Sorta Not Safe For Work — partially naked hotties.)
I’d like to take away all your worries, if you don’t mind… Even if it’s only for a while.
I absolutely adore you :)
(Source: lovequotesrus, via maybeitsyou)
WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's buttercups.
Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Yell at a puppy.
Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.